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Factory Reset - aka My Guy is Tricksy
Him: Cum for me, babygirl.
Me: *frantically works kitty*
Him: That’s it baby, let me see…
Me: *works kitty even more frantically… to no avail*
Me: *WHINES* It doesn’t work! *WHINES LOUDLY* I told you you broke it!
Him: Aww… It’s not broken, baby… *touches my clit with ONE FINGER*
Me: *screams and flails and gasps for air and flails and cums like whoa*
Him: *pats kitty* See? Told you it wasn’t broken.
Me: *still gasping for air, but managing to point out his treachery* You didn’t tell me you’d set the password to your fingerprint!
Him: *laughs*
Me: I didn’t okay this change to the security settings!
Him: *laughs more*
Me: That’s it! I’m getting a factory reset!
Him: *doubles over laughing*
Me: *bes unamaused*
Author’s note: He says it was actually TWO fingers. I say that’s soooo not the point.
~ TLoF
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HAPPY LONG WEEKEND LADIES!!
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…before leaving the house, take a photo of your stove and oven dials—or your thermostat, or your iron, or anything else you worry about accidentally leaving on. If your brain starts to play the “Did I really turn it off” game, you can simply tap your photo app and see for yourself
Brilliant. Bloody brilliant.
